Aaron Brethorst (Page 189)

Jun 15, 2004
iRooster

Rockin’ the Suburbs

I am trying to make things right in the world again. In a fit of despair I emailed Ben Folds’ brother, Chuck Folds. “Dear Chuck,” I write, “I am a freaky psychopath trying to right a great karmic imbalance after mystery musician bought my software...

Jun 11, 2004
Mac OS X

Heh, MacOS 9

“Sure, you’re right, I can’t break into OS 9. But I can’t telnet into a fucking rock now, either, can I?”

Jun 09, 2004
Politics

Bush/Zombie Reagan 04

This website is really, really wrong. But funny as hell. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to let the six of you reading this in on this phenomenally inappropriate joke. (and I, for one, salute our new zombie overlords)

Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life

Child Management

The one thing I fear above all else is that someday I will have children. No wait. I’m not actually afraid of that. What I really fear is that someday these sweet, innocent, wonderful little people will become teenagers. That’s what I’m really afr...