Posts in Random Funniness

Communism Is Our Savior

This Godless Communism… Learn how to spot and stop the Commies before they infiltrate all sectors of our God-given Free American lives!

A Half-Gram of Mescaline

Hannibal of Ars Technica visited Wired Magazine’s disappointing NextFest: I know if I were Japanese, I’d collect both models and watch them fight over a half gram of mescaline. Oh yeah, and for the five people I haven’t told yet, I’m off to Paris...

When Star Wars Meets LiveJournal

I just found my new favorite weblog, The Darth Side - Memoirs of a Monster: …You try to be an effective manager, you weed out the bad apples like the late Admiral Ozzel – only to find that an insidious culture of incompetence has somehow transform...

Jessica Simpson

My sister, Amara, who is in her 30s, married, has a child, and a Ph.D. in Public Health wants a hair cut. She considers getting one that looks like Jessica Simpson, to which my mother replies: “What? You’ll look like a slut and a floozy.”

The World According to the Siamese

“THE END OF ‘THE WORLD’ IS NIGH! It ends at 5:00. And then ‘All Things Considered’ comes on.” Bucky the Cat

Gabe and Tycho Don’t Like Shadow

“Does it need to be quicker? Sega makes murder porn.” (Link)

Wit and Wisdom of the Great Minnesota Governors

“I ain’t got time to bleed.” – Governor Jesse Ventura, my former governor

What Would Evil Spock Do?

Forget the Son of God… What Would Evil Spock Do? (WWESD)

An Infinite Number of Hasselhoffs

Created as a pop-up for your personal safety. (However, it is work-safe, just really creepy)

I am quite the nerd