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Since its first unheralded appearance in January on a Chinese Web page, the grass-mud horse has become nothing less than a phenomenon. In case you’re wondering, it apparently means “fuck your mom.” The advantages of dating a member of the Middle K...
Years ago, I was forwarded a link to a bug in the Mappoint team’s bug database. It was entitled “There is no Fucking Austria,” which argued that there was a serious deficiency in our mapping product, due to its lack of the best-named town in all o...
The creators of I Can Has Cheezburger just launched a new Engrish pictures website called EngrishFunny. They have one picture up of a Japanese coffee vending machine (selling something called Deepresso), which made me feel nostalgic for the vacati...
It strikes me that anyone capable of this sort of inane stupidity should never have made it into an Ivy League school in the first place: The scene: A play at Princeton’s Berlind Theater needs a line-prompter. A group email seeks volunteers. To mi...
Paris Hilton claims she’s going celibate for a year. Unlike Rivers Cuomo, I think she’s a damned liar.
All we get in Seattle are 60 year old, five foot tall punk lesbians, midgets hitching a ride on the back of wheelchairs, and Link… No, Seriously – Let’s Hit It <p>Old Chinese lady: Ex-see-cus-see me. Old Chinese lady: Ex-see-cus-see me! Gangsta:...
And on a lighter note, how can you do anything but simply love a movie entitled Snakes on a Plane? I mean, really, it’s pure fucking genius. It hits theaters on August 18, 2006.
How can you not love this? A group of disaffected, Internet-era youngsters have pooled together $4000 to rent a plane that will fly over the site of M:I-3’s Hollywood premiere. A banner reading “Hail Xenu LOL <3 OT” and “The Baby is Xenu’s” will b...
I was just chatting with Drunkenbatman on Messenger. What follows is a lightly edited copy of our conversation. drunkenbatman says: was dealing with some wedding stuff aaron says: huh? aaron says: who’s getting married? drunkenbatman ...
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