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I just found the best damned website in the entire world. It’s the English version of the Korean Central News Agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea… aka the official North Korean mouthpiece. Only here can you read the truth about the...
The Virgin Super-Ultra-Mega-Corporation unveiled its newest subsidiary today, Virgin Galactic LLC, thereby proving, once again, that truth really is stranger than fiction.
I may hate Limp Bizkit, but I’m starting to really like Fred Durst. Did you know he has a weblog now? Did you know that he likes Death Cab for Cutie?
I just found out that Yanni and I have something in common… We both went to the University of Minnesota. I feel unclean, and must go purify myself under scalding water now.
I was at Safeway last night buying a container of shaving cream. It had been four days or so since I last shaved and I was in dire need of it. The couple in front of me in line was really quite interesting. The woman had a huge hickey on the side...
Ronald Reagan died today.
I just found this article on Ananova: We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate....
My friend Jen, executive administrator extraordinaire, goes by the name LP Trixie on MSN Messenger. I asked her about this a week or so ago, only to discover Chicago’s most elite social organization: the Lincoln Park Trixies. What is an LP Trixie...
Rory, in a fit of East Coast U2-induced despondency, decided to dissect his childhood heroes. My personal favorites: George Lucas, he man responsible for creating my childhood, also destroyed it That’s definitely true. I hate you George L...
I remember why I hate winter in the rest of the country. Wow. Talk about a blizzard…
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