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Aug 06, 2005
Random Funniness

Crazy Nigerian Scammers

URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 FAX: 202.456.2461 DEAR SIR / MADAM, I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES...

Aug 04, 2005
Miscellaneous

Your Momma was a Protozoan

I ran across an interesting little article on “ancestral magnitudes” over on DailyKos today. Your great^10 million grandpa would have been barely recognizable as a primate, looking almost as much like a squirrel.

Jul 22, 2005
Miscellaneous

NO!!!

No, you can’t have a pony.

Jul 10, 2005
Random Funniness

Communism Is Our Savior

This Godless Communism… Learn how to spot and stop the Commies before they infiltrate all sectors of our God-given Free American lives!

Jul 08, 2005
Miscellaneous

LotD: Urns and Caskets

Did you know that Costco is not only a top-tier wholesaler for goods like computers, office products, and pharmaceuticals, but also sells urns and caskets off their website? Neither did I until just now. Costco’s urns and caskets features The Mot...

Jun 30, 2005
Personal Life

San Francisco

I’m flying down to San Francisco tomorrow for a nice, long relaxing weekend (Friday afternoon to Tuesday morning). Napa, fireworks, my birthday, Helen, how could it possibly be better? ;-) My boss, Jason, burst into my office this afternoon askin...

Jun 29, 2005
iRooster

Chimp Tunes working better again

I was cleaning up some backend code of mine last week and ended up introducing a bug into the Chimp Tunes code that: Updates song titles in the database. Downloads cover art for display in your Snooze window. I finally figured out what was ...

Jun 28, 2005
Random Funniness

A Half-Gram of Mescaline

Hannibal of Ars Technica visited Wired Magazine’s disappointing NextFest: I know if I were Japanese, I’d collect both models and watch them fight over a half gram of mescaline. Oh yeah, and for the five people I haven’t told yet, I’m off to Paris...

Jun 21, 2005
Personal Life